When Worlds Collide: Desperate Mogulwives

October 31st, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

“Nanking,” a movie that tells the story of the 1937 Rape of Nanking, which Variety describes as a mix of “archive footage and readings by thesps such as Woody Harrelson, Stephen [Huh?] Dorff, Juergen Prochnow and Mariel Hemingway” screened on Monday in New York. “Nanking” is set to open on December 12.

Ivanka Trump and Wendi Dung Murdoch were both in attendance at the screening. Let’s listen in on their conversasian:

WENDI: OMG, Ivanka! What are you doing here?

IVANKA: Well, Wendi, what a lot of people don’t realize is that I am smart, I am my own person, I have an MBA from Wharton, and I really really care about your people. And sometimes, I like to keep my store-bought tits under wraps.

WENDI: Cool. Love your Kelly Bag!

IVANKA: Thanks!

WENDI: Awesome. Where’s your father tonight?

IVANKA: He’s shooting The Apprentice: Celebutard Edition. And trying to keep his comb-over in place. Where’s your grandfather?

WENDI: I don’t know what you mean.

IVANKA: That ancient guy that you’re always with. Y’know, he kinda looks like a mummy? And he’s even richer than my dad, which is key-crazy. Not that I care about my dad’s money, because I am smart, I am my own person, and I have an MBA…

WENDI: Uh, you mean Rupert?

IVANKA: Yeah, totally.

WENDI: He’s my husband.

IVANKA: Oh. Gosh. I always thought, y’know, because he looks about 800 years old…

WENDI: Yeah. I get that a lot.


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