“Nanking,” a movie that tells the story of the 1937 Rape of Nanking, which Variety describes as a mix of “archive footage and readings by thesps such as Woody Harrelson, Stephen [Huh?] Dorff, Juergen Prochnow and Mariel Hemingway” screened on Monday in New York. “Nanking” is set to open on December 12.
WENDI: OMG, Ivanka! What are you doing here?
IVANKA: Well, Wendi, what a lot of people don’t realize is that I am smart, I am my own person, I have an MBA from Wharton, and I really really care about your people. And sometimes, I like to keep my store-bought tits under wraps.
WENDI: Cool. Love your Kelly Bag!
WENDI: Awesome. Where’s your father tonight?
IVANKA: He’s shooting The Apprentice: Celebutard Edition. And trying to keep his comb-over in place. Where’s your grandfather?
WENDI: I don’t know what you mean.
IVANKA: That ancient guy that you’re always with. Y’know, he kinda looks like a mummy? And he’s even richer than my dad, which is key-crazy. Not that I care about my dad’s money, because I am smart, I am my own person, and I have an MBA…
WENDI: Uh, you mean Rupert?
IVANKA: Yeah, totally.
WENDI: He’s my husband.
IVANKA: Oh. Gosh. I always thought, y’know, because he looks about 800 years old…
WENDI: Yeah. I get that a lot.
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