When Worlds Collide: Avril And Yui

October 10th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana
Pop Clash: Canadian faux-punker Avril Lavigne and Japanese rock star Yui

AVRIL: So yeah. This is great, Yu.

YUI: My name is Yui.


YUI: Shut up.

AVRIL: Uh… hrmm.

YUI: Jesus.

AVRIL: Hey, like, listen. I’m sure it’s cool for you to like, do stuff like this and like, meet big celebrities like me and stuff.

YUI: Uh, I am a big celebrity.

AVRIL: No I mean, totally. I meant like rock stars and stuff, like me.

YUI: You make sugary pop music. I am a rock star.

AVRIL: Dude, no! I am totally punk.

YUI: [rolls eyes]

AVRIL: Listen, I think we got off on the wrong foot. I don’t know if you know this, but I’m totally down with your people. I have this really big hit song that goes like, “Hey (Hey!) You (You!) blahblahblahblahdada” –and I even sang it in Chinese.

YUI: I’m Japanese.

AVRIL: Oh, well I meant–

YUI: Also, it’s Mandarin, not Chinese. And I heard the song, that shit that came out of your mouth sure as hell didn’t sound like Mandarin.

AVRIL: What’s your point?

YUI: Just take the picture.


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