AVRIL: So yeah. This is great, Yu.
YUI: My name is Yui.
YUI: Shut up.
AVRIL: Uh… hrmm.
AVRIL: Hey, like, listen. I’m sure it’s cool for you to like, do stuff like this and like, meet big celebrities like me and stuff.
YUI: Uh, I am a big celebrity.
AVRIL: No I mean, totally. I meant like rock stars and stuff, like me.
YUI: You make sugary pop music. I am a rock star.
AVRIL: Dude, no! I am totally punk.
YUI: [rolls eyes]
AVRIL: Listen, I think we got off on the wrong foot. I don’t know if you know this, but I’m totally down with your people. I have this really big hit song that goes like, “Hey (Hey!) You (You!) blahblahblahblahdada” –and I even sang it in Chinese.
YUI: I’m Japanese.
AVRIL: Oh, well I meant–
YUI: Also, it’s Mandarin, not Chinese. And I heard the song, that shit that came out of your mouth sure as hell didn’t sound like Mandarin.
AVRIL: What’s your point?
YUI: Just take the picture.
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