AOKI LEE: I want a pumpkin, mommy!
MING LEE: Please mommy, let’s play!
DJIMON: What’s the hurry? We’re just enjoying ourselves at the pumpkin patch.
KIMORA: Excuse me, did I just hear you assert an opinion? Stay back there where you belong.
AOKI LEE: Pumpkin!
KIMORA: Aoki, keep quiet and work that dress, girl. When we get home Mommy will let you wear some of her dead animals.
DJIMON: I just think that we should let them take their time here. It’s just good, clean, wholesome fun.
KIMORA: It’s free fun, Djimon. And everyone that knows anything knows that free fun isn’t that fun. Let’s go somewhere for dinner where they can kick someone out of a table for us.
DJIMON: Kimora, I’m not sure that the best example we can set for children is to be loud, obnoxious, and greedy.
KIMORA: Are you calling me fat? I am not fat.
DJIMON: I didn’t even say the word fat. I’m talking about setting examples.
KIMORA: What do you know about examples? I’m a mogul! That’s an example for you!
MING LEE: Mommy, my friend’s mommy said that wearing fur is wrong.
DJIMON: (to Ming) Well sweetie, she’s certainly entitled to that belief.
KIMORA: Ming, that whole “fur is fucked” thing is just something poor people say out loud to make themselves feel better about having to buy fake shit.
KIMORA: STAND BEHIND ME!
DJIMON: I’m just saying…
KIMORA: DON’T! SAY! ANYTHING! OR I WILL SHOVE ONE OF MY BOOTS UP YOUR ANUS. AND YOU WILL FEEL IT.
DJIMON: Kimora, I’m not trying to…
KIMORA: Oh boy, here it comes.
DJIMON: Alright, fatty. Bring it.
Filed under: Djimon Honsou is Goooooood Lookin' But Keeping Rather Poor Company, Excess, Exemplary Behavior, Fur, Good Luck to Aoki and Ming (You'll Need It), Kimora Lee Likes to Fight, Poor People, Rich People
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