I know in the past you’ve dabbled with hating on me, and I don’t blame you. It’s easy to lump me in with this generasian of useless, overexposed, young celebutards.
I want you to know that I’m making efforts to get on your A-list. Not sure if you noticed, but I don’t date that douchebag Joel Madden, anymore, and I try really hard not to eat at Koi and Mr. Chow.
I know it’s a long process. But in the meantime, please accept this photo of me with my new look–I have aspirasians to look Asian. Whaddya think?
I hope we can be friends, even though I am a teenage pop star with large teeth.
x’s, o’s, and smiley faces,
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