Bai Ling, our favorite DISGRASIAN street walker, was walking down the street the other day with some sexy, scrappy new leg accoutrement.
Sure, I’ve surmised that the slippery little lady toppled over on some secondhand Vivienne Westwood platforms while drunkenly trying to flash her underthings to a passing city bus. Sure, it made me smile a little. But that’s burying the headline.
And that headline is:
BAI LING TOUTS NEW BOOK: ‘NIPPLES’
…which fills my brain with all sorts of horrible, horrible images.
…and in the closing chapter…
Please, please somebody strip me of my ability to read.
Filed under: Bai Ling, Band-Aids, Bobby Trendy, Jumping the Nipple Shark, Nipple Slipples, This the First Time I've Ever Wished I Couldn't Read, Ugly Things
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