Fendi held the first-ever fashion show on the Great Wall of China and many celebutards were in attendance, including Zhang Zhiyi, Miss Universe Riyo Mori, Thandie Newton, and Kate Bosworth. Greenie, who happened to be traveling through China at the same time on a quest for the perfect soup dumpling, attended the fete and reported that Kate Bosworth mistakenly thought the show was a costume party and came as “an albino wookie.”
Bosworth, squirming with embarrassment and experiencing hot flashes under all that wookie fur, tried to flee the scene as soon as the lights came down, but found that the Great Wall of China, as it turns out, is, in fact, quite long and difficult to run away from, even in the comfiest of Louboutins.
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