HIRO: You all Takezo Kensei, the Swold Saint Cockbrocker? But you all white!
SWORD SAINT COCKBLOCKER: Yeah, I know. Crazian, right?
HIRO: But you all my helo. With yoll swold, we will save the wold! I am flom the futule.
SWORD SAINT COCKBLOCKER: Riiiiiiiight. Wanna swig of sake from my gourd?
SWORD SAINT COCKBLOCKER: Where did you learn Engrish? Oh, riiiiiight. I’m supposed to teach you. That and the way of the Samurai. Cuz I’m white and that makes all the sense in the world.
HIRO: Yes, prease! Teach me how to be Samulai.
SWORD SAINT COCKBLOCKER: Eh, why bother? You’re useless.
(PS–I’m digging Ando’s new ‘do this season. Dude looks hot. And very “do”-able.)
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