DEMI: Hello, Angel.
LUCY: Hey Duh-mi! J’adore your crocodile yoga bag!
DEMI: It’s actually a telescope.
LUCY: Oh! Uh, cool?
DEMI: All the better to see Zac Poseur’s overwrought, derivative, ill-fitting dresses with!
LUCY: OMG. Genius.
DEMI: So what have you been up to for the last four years?
LUCY: Not making watchable movies. You?
DEMI: Same. But I look fucking great, don’t you think?
LUCY: I was going to say the same thing about myself! Weird!
LUCY: How’s Ashton?
(more awkward silence)
DEMI: Wanna see how my telescope works?
LUCY: Yes! J’adore telescopes!
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