Midday. On the Cashmere Mafia set. One network-hired photographer mills about, looking to snap candids of the show’s stars per a network note to “build buzz.”
PHOTOGRAPHER: (to himself) Slow day. Lucy’s having lunch while getting makeup and hair. Maybe I should go check out craft services. Do people even care about celebutards eating?
Lucy Liu whips out a pair of chopsticks.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Crap! Where is the fuck is my zoom lens? This shit is gold, man. Solid gold.
Lucy eats sushi, gets her hair extensions fluffed.
PHOTOGRAPHER: OMG. An Asian chick eating with chopsticks!!! People are going to EAT. THIS. UP. Li-trally.
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