Outwit. Outplay. Outchink.

September 20th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

I just got done watching the TV Guide Channel’s Survivor: Ka-China Preview and thought I’d give y’all a rundown about what to expect this season, which begins tonight on CBS. Here is a partial clip from the hourlong preview:

By my rather lackadaisical count, in the preview alone, there were:

  • 13 shots of pagodas/buddhist temples
  • 12 shots of Buddhist monks
  • 10 sounds of gongs
  • 7 shots of/references to dragons
  • 5 usages of the words “mysterious” or “exotic” to describe China
  • 3 shots of terra cotta soldiers
  • 2 shots of raised red lanterns
  • 1 opium pipe refashioned into a pen, which castmembers will use to vote each other off

Oh, and too many shots of Prayer Hands to count, enough to make my Chinese mama cry.

Now here are the peeps that I predict I’ll be rooting for this season.

We’ve got 20 year-old “Frosti” on the left, a half-Japanese, half-Russian Parkour stud (which means he can acrobatically flip and twist off walls and shit), and James, the Lafayette, LA, 3rd-generation gravedigger in the center, with the sickest bod you’ve ever seen, and last, but not least, Todd, the gay Mormon flight attendant.

Let the chinky-ass games begin!



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