Miss, Show Some Shame

September 11th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Jen and I have discussed at length the importance of shame, and fear we are amidst an actual epidemic of famous (I guess) people who refuse to show even an ounce of the stuff. It’s a fucking epidemic!!!

A sampling:

“I’m irrelevant and working the Titty Train! What’s shameful about that?”

“I love looking at my daughter Jess’s sweet rack! What’s shameful about that?”

“I’m–teehee–so ashamed of what I’ve done! I only hope to inspire more young
girls not to mimic my shameful acts–by driving a Hybrid Hummer and only
giving hummers to people of mixed race–uh, while sober.”

“My buddies and I have nothing to be ashamed of. We’re only resigning like dominoes because, uh, we’re hoping to focus more on our families and traveling.”

Oh, it’s foul. Something’s gotta give… somebody must be sacrificed. I nominate the infamous/famous robot Miss Teen South Carolina, who apparently is still being celebrated for being an utterly retahded public moron.

She badly spoofed her painfully bad “map” answer from the Miss Teen USA pageant on MTV’s ass-sucking Video Awards this weekend:

I’m all for laughing at one’s self. But if your half-brain is going to screw up the joke, STOP TALKING. SHOW SOME SHAME. READ A BOOK. GO AWAY. SUCH AS.


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