Disgrace is ContAsias

September 11th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana
Norman Hsu: Hsuper Disgraceful

Norman Hsu is a DISGRASIAN. Yes, we’ve said this before, and we’ll say it again… but the truth is simply the truth.

He’s a liar.
He’s a thief.
He’s a wussy.
He’s a schemer.
He’s a coward.
He’s a failure (to appear).

Ultimately, he’s just a disgrace. Which sucks for him. And innately, it also sucks for his parents. And his siblings. And his children. And his children’s children.

But here’s what’s worse! He’s Asian, and a Democrat, so this whole debacle kinda sucks for me too (‘cuz I’m Asian, and I’m a Democrat). And he’s a liberal high-dollar political donor who clustered other people’s donations, which are now tainted–this situation totally effing sucks for them as well.

Worst of all, the candidates who unwittingly took Hsu’s money are paying the biggest price for his disgraceful behavior. In my opinion, Hillary Clinton has suffered most–having received the most ka-ching-chong from Hsu–answering the most questions, seeing her photograph plastered alongside his amidst all of the ugly, shameful headlines. Just this week, her camp announced that out of shame humiliasian “an abundance of caution,” they are returning roughly $850k that he helped raise.

Clinton: Disgrace by Associasian

Say what you will about HRC, but she doesn’t deserve to get Hsu’d.


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