When Worlds Collide: A Yearbook Photo

August 1st, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen
Avon President Andrea Jung and first-ever Avon Global Ambassador Reese Witherspoon

Reese: Oh my gaw, Andrea! We rule the school!

Andrea: We totally rule. This is awesome. Now we can get some real stuff done on student council for a change, like mandatory attendance at pep rallies and only giving parking passes to upperclassmen. Woohoo!

Reese: And whether or not you can bring cupcakes to school if it’s someone’s birthday!

Andrea: Yeah! We’re going to get, like, totally political!

Reese: Look out Amnesty International Club, we’re taking over you, too!

Andrea: Amnesty International Club is for loser drug-addicts. We’re popular.

Reese: Oh. Right. Okay…screw you Amnesty International Club! Next stop…the presidency and vice-presidency of…the National Honor Society!

Andrea: Yeah! I’m so excited, I might have to take off my pearls!

Reese: Well, I’m so excited, I might take off my shirt!

Andrea: Oh yeah? I might have to…what did you just say?

Reese: I said, I’m so excited, I’m gonna take off my shirt…?

Andrea: Oh my god. Lesbo.

Reese: I…I…didn’t really mean it…um, I got caught up in the moment and–

Andrea: Wow. This is, like, so awkward.

Reese: Swear you won’t tell a soul.

Andrea: Fine. But this friendship is over.

Reese: Really? Okay. Uh, see you at the next council meeting?

Andrea: Mmm-hmm.

(Andrea whips out her phone and starts furiously texting everyone she knows that “Reese is a lesbo!”)

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