Reese: Oh my gaw, Andrea! We rule the school!
Andrea: We totally rule. This is awesome. Now we can get some real stuff done on student council for a change, like mandatory attendance at pep rallies and only giving parking passes to upperclassmen. Woohoo!
Reese: And whether or not you can bring cupcakes to school if it’s someone’s birthday!
Andrea: Yeah! We’re going to get, like, totally political!
Reese: Look out Amnesty International Club, we’re taking over you, too!
Andrea: Amnesty International Club is for loser drug-addicts. We’re popular.
Reese: Oh. Right. Okay…screw you Amnesty International Club! Next stop…the presidency and vice-presidency of…the National Honor Society!
Andrea: Yeah! I’m so excited, I might have to take off my pearls!
Reese: Well, I’m so excited, I might take off my shirt!
Andrea: Oh yeah? I might have to…what did you just say?
Reese: I said, I’m so excited, I’m gonna take off my shirt…?
Andrea: Oh my god. Lesbo.
Reese: I…I…didn’t really mean it…um, I got caught up in the moment and–
Andrea: Wow. This is, like, so awkward.
Reese: Swear you won’t tell a soul.
Andrea: Fine. But this friendship is over.
Reese: Really? Okay. Uh, see you at the next council meeting?
(Andrea whips out her phone and starts furiously texting everyone she knows that “Reese is a lesbo!”)
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