BAI LING: Oooooooohhh… Helloooo… Uhh… You.
JASON WAHLER: I’d recognize those tits anywhere.
BAI LING: Tits… yes. So how are you… ehrm… you?
JASON WAHLER: Dude, I’m fucking great. I mean, I’m not in jail. Ha!
BAI LING: Jail. Ha!
JASON WAHLER: Yeah. Your ass looks really good in that dress.
BAI LING: I know!
JASON WAHLER: So like, I know I a lot of people think I’m a dick…
BAI LING: What does it mean, dick?
JASON WAHLER: Ha! Good one. You’re funny, baby. You’re so funny. And hot.
BAI LING: I am really hot.
JASON WAHLER: Anyway, so I’m not really that busy these days because, y’know, I’m not really on MTV anymore.
BAI LING: What is this MTV?
JASON WAHLER: Ha ha ha ha! God, I had no idea you were so fucking hilarious. So anyway, I’m not really like what everybody says, you know. I’m done being a dumbass.
BAI LING: You’re a dumbass!
JASON WAHLER: He he he. Can I get your number again?
BAI LING: Yeah! Dick!
JASON WAHLER: You like it like that, do you?
BAI LING: Oh yeah, baby!
JASON WAHLER: Alright. [pulls out phone]
BAI LING: But for real… who are you?
JASON WAHLER: Who are you?
Try not to fall asleep during the actual TMZ video of this D-list encounter.
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