Ouch!
I threw out my back earlier this year, and it was awful. My brain was oatmeal from the painkillers and the muscle relaxers, and I could barely walk from my bed to the bathroom. My hair smelled like scalp for days, and all I wanted to eat was candy. The whole experience was filthy, start to finish.
So when I heard that Jackie Chan suffered a back injury last week while filming scenes for Forbidden Kingdom, I felt really sorry for the guy. Some doctors believe that back pain is psychosomatic, but I don’t agree. I’m sure that Jackie has gone through a lot, and I wish him only the best.
Bruce Lee beating the shit out of Jackoff in Enter the Dragon…okay, all of that–except for my “backstory”–was a lie. Was it convincing? Did you believe me for a second?
Filed under: Backstories, Bruce Lee, Hair that Smells Like Scalp, Jackie Chan, Jackoffs, Worst Wishes
