Is There a Definition for B-List in the Dictionary?

August 27th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana
“Celebrity Couple” Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey
at the Richard Karn Celebrity Softball Game in Tacoma, WA

VANESSA: So wait, why are we here again?

NICK: It’s a celebrity baseball game. We’re the celebrities.

VANESSA: Oh. Well you were in, like, a second-tier boy band in the early 2000s.

NICK: Vaness, don’t start with me. You’re just a former beauty queen. So was Delta Burke.

VANESSA: I was an MTV Veejay!

NICK: So was Jesse Camp.

VANESSA: Oh my god. We’re nobodies.

NICK: No, baby. We’re somebody! For instance, I partly-own this baseball team: The Rainiers.

VANESSA: Who?

NICK: The minor league team.

VANESSA: Minor league? Who watches the minors? Who cares if you partly own a minor team? It’s not like you’re Jerry Buss or something.

NICK: That was fucked up. I can’t believe you just said that.

VANESSA: I know, sweetie. I’m sorry. Okay, so if this is a team, then why are we playing?

NICK: It’s a celebrity game.

VANESSA: Ooh! Where are the other celebrities?

NICK: Uh.

VANESSA: They’re US?

NICK: What are you trying to say?

VANESSA: Oh my god. Can we go to Koi or something when we get back to LA? I’m having a meltdown. I thought you were raising my stock.

NICK: What stock?

VANESSA: My stock! My stock! I want to have a higher StarMeter score on IMDB!

NICK: Listen, we’re being photographed. We’re going to be on WireImage like ka-ray-zee tomorrow.

VANESSA: Really?

NICK: Really.

VANESSA: People care about this shit?

NICK: Sorta! Nobody really has anything better to do!

VANESSA: Where are the cameras?

NICK: There. [points] And there.

VANESSA: Then…

VANESSA (cont’d): …Take that, Jessica. This shit better be in US Weekly. Do I look happy and carefree? It’s baseball!

NICK: Mrrnnmmph!! Take the picture!!!

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