farts wishes go out to First Drunk Girl Daughter Jenna Bush, who just announced her engagement to some conservative tool in khaki pants Henry Hager. I think it’s safe to say that their children will not be as cute as the rightful-First Daughter Sarah Gore’s and new husband Bill Lee’s offspring…
…but I’m sure that what the future Bush-Hager spawn lack in looks, they will make up for mightily in brains.
Keep up the good work, Jenna! You are truly an inspirasian to
fat, drunken, sloppy, dumb, average-looking, useless girls around the world!
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Filed under: Dumb Blondes, Engagements, First Daughters, Jenna Bush aka The Fat One, The Bush Twins, Useless People
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