Bai Ling Tries to Pick Jude Law’s Nose in the Airport
JUDE: Excuse me, what in bloody hell do you think you’re doing? Do I know you?
BAI: Don’t you remember? We were in movie together. Sky Captain and the World of–
JUDE: Ehrm, don’t remind me. One of the biggest bombs of my careers. Still trying to live that one down, really.
BAI: Why, Juuuude? It was big movie.
JUDE: What in god’s name is wrong with you?
BAI: I want to pick your nose. Because you’ve been naughty boy.
JUDE: You do realize that I’m an advert in Narita airport?
BAI: Soooooooo? Why is your mind dirty, Juuuuude? Why can’t you be free like me?
JUDE: I’m not real.
BAI: What does it mean, “real”?
JUDE: Okay. Security! Help! Please! I’m trapped here and this deranged woman is trying to accost me! Please, someone!
BAI: You can’t run and you can’t hiiide.
JUDE: Someone please. Help. Me.
Filed under: Bai Ling Is a Lunatic, Dirty Minds, Jude Law, Nose-Picking, Ways to Pass the Time in Airports