Bad Pussy. Cat.

August 17th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana
“Love you long time!!!”

Hmm. There must be a poetic way to say this.

Nicole Scherzinger, you are indeed a looker.
Nicole Scherzinger, you remind me of a hooker.
Darling Nikki is a Nikki, and quite a masturbater.
You are also a Nikki, with the talent of a tater.
I watched you this week on So You Think You can Dance,
So you’re inclined to squat when you’re not wearing pants?!
So shocked were my eyes when I watched for your grooves
Only to find you’ve got no special moves.
Listening closer, I heard more of the song.
I heard a weak line, and thought, “Girl, tha’s jus’ WRONG!”
Do you or don’t you say “love you long time?”
Way to ka-ching chong your way out of a rhyme!
Now, interest piqued, I sought out the song’s vid,
Only to see what you tastelessly did.
Yoga asana as “come hither” poses,
Why do the Eagle pose? Nobody knows this.
What it all boils down to is you’re a disgrace,
Your stink and your stank skank up all of this place.
And it’s quite a shame, ’cause you’ve got a rock body,
But you’re most of all useless and hooker-ish naughty.
Bye for now Nikki, and your slot like a dime,
Think twice next time before “loving long time.”

Watch SYTYCD.
Watch the “Whatever You Like” video.
Then puke.

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Thanks, jRu!

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