So you can imagine my surprise and delight to hear that Hindustan Latex in India just launched a new Paan-flavored condom to ease a little bit of the gagging. But, I mean, only a little.
Taste tests included banana, chocolate, and strawberry flavors, though the flavor of Paan–a Betel nut/tobacco concoction popularly chewed in India–was the clear winner.
Paan is a mildly intoxicating preparation wrapped in a leaf, usually containing tobacco, betel nut and flavourings, and is hugely popular across South Asia. It is chewed to a mouth-staining red pulp before being spat out.
The condoms will at first be made available only to prostitutes, but will we launched to the general public in a few months, the newspaper said.
“AVAILABLE ONLY TO PROSTITUTES!?” What? Wait one cotton-pickin’ minute. THAT’S REVERSE SEX-PROFESSIONAL DISCRIMINASIAN–AND I DEMAND MASS DISTRIBASIAN RIGHT FROM THIS PRODUCT’S INITIASIAN!
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