Earlier this week, to celebrate his decade-long tenure at Dior, designer John Galliano staged a frothy confection of a couture show at Versailles. The show was reportedly inspired by the paintings of Picasso, Goya, Renoir, Toulouse-Latrec and others, and featured retired runway heavy-hitters like Linda, Naomi, and Gisele.
But something funny happened on the way to the Orangerie at the palace, where the afterparty was held. Take a look at the transformation our two favorite Supers–that would be Supercrazian Naomi Campbell and Superhonorasian Linda Evangelista–underwent after the show:
Pardonnez-moi, but where did those wretched furs come from? The floor of some dark, dank room in the palace? Did Naomi take the phrase “cut a rug” literally (and you know the bitch carries scissors in her clutch bag)? Did Linda herself make those curtains she’s passing off as a dress out of a Louis XIV naugahyde La-Z-Boy? I had no idea naugahyde even existed in the 17th century. Perhaps they’re on crystal?
And what, pray, is on Naomi’s huge melon? A diamond-encrusted crown of thorns?
Ugh…who cares. Off with their heads!
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