What Does It Mean, Dick?

July 27th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Following the well-publicized rumble between Jon Lovitz and Andy Dick, our favorite linebacker, I mean, comedienne, Chelsea Handler, had SNL alum Victoria Jackson, Bai Ling, and some other dude I don’t recognize, on her show to talk about it. Victoria, who made her name playing a ditzy blonde, comes off like a rocket scientist compared to Bai.

To review, here are the intelligent and rollicking things Bai Ling had to say:

Bai: Are they doing a kung-fu movie or reality? Are they filming or just fighting?

TRANSLASIAN: Are they doing ching-chong ching-chong?

Bai: Chelsea, may I ask you, what does it mean, Andy Dick? What does it mean, Dick? I’m always afraid of pronounce that name, seriously.

TRANSLASIAN: I am a slutty whore.

Then the rest of the guests try to explain to little Bai Peep what “dick” means:

Victoria Jackson: It’s a nickname for Richard.

Bai: Small?

TRANSLASIAN: I make joke. Badly.

Oh, Bai. Do you honestly think anyone believes that you don’t know DICK about DICK? Especially since you suck the BIG DONKEY VARIETY?

Yeah. I didn’t think so.

(thanks to Rob C. for hating Bai Ling as much as I do)

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