Following the well-publicized rumble between Jon Lovitz and Andy Dick, our favorite linebacker, I mean, comedienne, Chelsea Handler, had SNL alum Victoria Jackson, Bai Ling, and some other dude I don’t recognize, on her show to talk about it. Victoria, who made her name playing a ditzy blonde, comes off like a rocket scientist compared to Bai.
To review, here are the intelligent and rollicking things Bai Ling had to say:
Bai: Are they doing a kung-fu movie or reality? Are they filming or just fighting?
TRANSLASIAN: Are they doing ching-chong ching-chong?
Bai: Chelsea, may I ask you, what does it mean, Andy Dick? What does it mean, Dick? I’m always afraid of pronounce that name, seriously.
TRANSLASIAN: I am a slutty whore.
Then the rest of the guests try to explain to little Bai Peep what “dick” means:
Victoria Jackson: It’s a nickname for Richard.
TRANSLASIAN: I make joke. Badly.
Oh, Bai. Do you honestly think anyone believes that you don’t know DICK about DICK? Especially since you suck the BIG DONKEY VARIETY?
Yeah. I didn’t think so.
(thanks to Rob C. for hating Bai Ling as much as I do)
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