Welcome to Dollywood, Love and Angel and Music and Baby!

July 17th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Huckleberry Toys just announced the Fall 2007 release official Gwen Stefani dolls–Series II, to happen this fall. In anticipation of the full launch, 150 limited-edition dolls will be sold at Comic-Con (DISGRASIAN will of course be in attendance), first-come, first-serve, at $100 bucks a pop.


“Hell no, I’m not fucking kidding. Pay up!”

I mean, wow. What a steal.

I’m not sure how, but for some reason I missed the buying bonanza of the first series of Gwendolls. In an effort to rectify the situation this morning, I of course went to check out the goods.

To my delight, I discovered that there are multiple versions of Gwen: BANANAS Gwen, Old-School Gwen, Tick-Tock Gwen! Woohoo!

And to my surprise, I also realized that there are individual dolls of the four Harajuku Girls (yes I know, not-live doll versions of life-size alive dolls! Confusing but true!). The wave of panic ran over me– maybe we’ve been wrong the whole time. Maybe Gwen hasn’t exploited these nameless, faceless slaves, maybe they really are stars in their own right! Maybe she is a kind and generous soul, merely offering a launch pad for these incredible, unique individuals to have their own career. I mean, they each HAVE THEIR OWN, INDIVIDUAL, CUSTOM-DESIGNED DOLL. It’s mind blowing. Their parents should be proud.

So I began to place my order, for LOVE:

and BABY:

…only to realize that all four of these bitches have the same bodies and faces, with different makeup and accoutrement.

Tricky, Gwen, but you can’t fool DISGRASIAN.


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