But this is not what worries us. What we’re troubled by is this quote she gave recently about joining the cast of Kung Fu Panda, a Dreamworks animated film due out next year:
“I’m doing Kung Fu Panda. I’m gonna be a hero in my house to my children. I’m the tiger and Jackie Chan’s in it, so I’m so cool.“
“Jackie Chan’s in it, so I’m so cool”?!? Holy Mother of Maddox.
Jackie Chan is the King Midas of Excrement–everything he touches turns to poo. You are Angelina Freakin’ Jolie. If your kids can’t get those facts straight, then we’re going to have to stage a DISGRASIANtervention and maybe call in Alec Baldwin to straighten their asses out.
I don’t know what goes on behind Brangelina’s closed doors, but I don’t like it.
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