Style.com reported two days ago that DISCRAZIAN Naomi Campbell will be designing a bag for French luxury house, Hermès.
It was suggested that the bag–like the Kelly and the Birkin–might be named after its inspiration and called “the Naomi Bag.” I would like to volunteer a few other suggestions:
The Scary Bitch Bag
The Très Scary Bitch Bag
The Next Thing Naomi’s Going to Throw at Her Assistant Bag
The DISGRASIAN Smells Another Lawsuit Bag
The Fuck You I’m Naomi Campbell And I’ll Do What I Bloody Well Please Bag
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