When I first saw this picture (on one of those icky celebrity gossip blogs ) of recently-split Johnny Knoxville and his gorge new girlfriend, I quickly wrote the post in my head:
“Keep your distance, oh beautiful ballet-slippered woman! Johnny Knoxville may be a tasty piece of flesh, but that beast might still be crawling with bugs from Jessica Simpson. YEESH!”
And then I scrolled down and read a few of the comments:
ExCUUUSE ME?! What is this “for an asian girl she’s not bad looking” shit? I have seen and heard this comment before and I must say it blows my mind every time.
And my girls agree:
“I’m not pretty? I can take you down in one swift kick, cheesdick.”
“You don’t think I’m hot shit? I’d shoot off your scrotum, but you don’t have one.”
“No likey? I’ll slice your wanker off–Oh, too small to see!”
Filed under: Beautiful Ladies, Cheesedicks, Hot Mamas, Jessica Simpson, Johnny Knoxville, Kelly Hu, This Is Annoying, This is Why DISGRASIAN Doesn't Allow Comments, Zhang Zhiyi
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