Ka-Ching-Chong Is Declared the Official Language of the New York Yankees

July 9th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Last Friday, the New York Yankees formally introduced their two 19 year-old, Chinese prospects, pitcher Kai Lu and catcher Zhenwang Zhang, to the media. Yankees General Manager Brian Ca$hman was also present at the press conference.

Kai Lu and Zhenwang Zhang at the recent press conference, and GM Brian Ca$hman somewhere else

Kai Lu: Ching-chong ching-chong.

Zhenwang Zhang: Ching-chong.

Ca$hman: Ka-Ching-Chong!

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Filed under: Ka-Ching Chong is the new English, Kai Lu, New York Yankees, Prospects, We're Taking Over Everything, Zhenwang Zhang

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Disgrasian Dictionary

Lifestyle Asiaphile –: A person who fetishizes Asian dress, food, religion, and/or culture, often to the detriment of his/her own health and that of others. Example: Jeremy Piven.
Discrazian –: Shameful member of the tribe who is also crazy.
Racial Drag –: Accoutrement and/or affect donned by one race to mimic another. Example: when a white girl wears chopsticks in her hair.
Race Hustlers –: Michelle Malkin’s pet name for us!
MISTASIAN IDENTITY –: Mistaking one of us for another; a result of believing that we all look alike.

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