“Music” (not her real name), one of Gwen Stefani’s Harajuku Slaves, got hitched last weekend. I didn’t realize that slaveowners gave their slaves furlough. Gee, Mistress Gwen is so nice.
MISTRESS GWEN SOMEONE didn’t make the bridesmaid cut
Gwen showed up looking like the O.C. trash she really is:
“What is that Jap doing in my picture? Oh, right, I own him. Phew!”
And took time to pose with her property, er, I mean, “friend”:
“Hey, what’s-your-face? Since you just married what’s-her-name, and what’s-her-name is, like, MY property, I own you now, too. Can you dance? Do you look good in geisha makeup?”
Filed under: Blushing Brides, Everything About Gwen Stefani Sucks Ass, Free the Harajuku Girls, Weddings
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.