You are fierce, and that is undeniable. You are loud and proud, large and in charge, gay and—well, super gay. I love it! I love it!!!
So it is with heavy heart, my fabulous friend, that I must condemn this atrocious silk dragon muumuu. I don’t care that it has pockets and that I love pockets. I don’t care that you’re daring and outrageous and fashion forward and you don’t give a shiite. You look like a giant chaise lounge in my parents’ sitting room, covered with plastic and too uncomfortable to sit on –except without the boxy seat cushion and intricate wood detailing. So what’s the point??
I would prefer to see you in only underpants. I just disgusted myself, but it’s true.
Talk to you soon!
P.S. So sick of Jennifer Hudson. Seriously, so sick of her.
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