It’s Friday. It’s hot. And our brains are melted after ripping Guitar Hero Rocks the 80′s ’til 3 AM last night. For all those reasons, we had some difficulty coming up with the DOTW and were just about to disgrace ourselves when Diana found this gem on Yahoo! News, via Reuters:
But it gets better.
A Japanese figure skater descended from the mighty 16th century warlord Nobunaga Oda has been pulled over for suspected drink-driving — on a moped.
Nobunari Oda, the figure skater, reportedly gave a “tearful” press conference today, saying:
“Usually I have my mother come pick me up when I am drinking, but I didn’t have my mobile phone.”
Oda. Dude. Your excuse for drink-driving is that you didn’t have a phone on you? And no one you were with had one that you could borrow? In Japan?
Also, ever heard of a cab?
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