Bai: Can you see it? Has it slipped out?
Damon: Not yet, honey. (beat) So what do you think of my look tonight?
Bai: I loooove it. I told you, when you date an Asian girl, it’s okay to dress chinky. Wear pajamas in public, put chopsticks in your hair, get a Chinese tattoo you can’t read, and anything with dragons…is a-okay.
Damon: You don’t think I look like a couch cushion?
Bai: No, you look like a sexy beast.
Damon: I like this get-up because it says to the world, Bai’s my bitch. It’s a testament to our two week-old love.
Bai: Excuse me? I ain’t your bitch. You MY bitch.
Damon: No, you my bitch.
Bai: NO. YOU. MY. BITCH.
Damon: You, uh, you…win.
Bai: Here come a bunch of paps. Is my nipple out or what?
Damon: It’s miraculously still inside that dress.
Bai pulls out her right nipple for the photographers.
Bai: (sighs) The world has no idea what it’s like to be me. No idea.
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