Sporty: I look hot. I need a new name. Hot Spice?
Ginger: Being a stay-at-home mom is sooooooo rewarding. My hobbies include knitting, crocheting, and scrapbooking.
Baby: Some people say I look like a fat Kate Bosworth.
Melanie: Your damn straight Eddie Murphy’s the father of my baby. And he’s gonna pay. Cuz if you wanna be my lover, you have got to give.
Ginger: Taking is too easy, but that’s the way it is.
Baby: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last forever, friendship never ends.
(pregnant pause the size of Baby Spice)
(Sporty/Hot Spice whips out a microphone from her skinny jeans)
Sporty/Hot: Yo I’ll tell you what I want what I really really want so tell me what you want what you really really want I’ll tell you what I want what I really really want so tell me what you want what you really really want I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna really really really–
Posh: Here we go again.
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