As Diana, like, totally tubularly posted today, Miss, like, Universe 2007, Riyo Mori, wants to break into acting. Miss Universe also totally and li-trally says she has a “Samurai Soul.” That’s so awesome cuz we do too. OMG!!! BFF!!!
Riyo was also, like, all, “”It’s funny because I’ve never been surrounded by so many people, so many cameras.“
And we were, like, all, “That’s so, like, funny, because you’re Japanese, y’know? And cameras and Japanese people are all hoozy-whatzy…”
And Riyo was all, “No, guys, for serious.”
And we were all, “I mean, you know, it’s just…”
And then Riyo was all, “What? I don’t, like, get it, ‘kay?”
And we were like, “You are BULLSHIT, Riyo.”
And Riyo was all, like, “I mean it, guys! Stop, like, fracking with me. I’m so sure I’ve, like, never been surrounded by SO MANY CAMERAS.”
And we were all, like, y’know, “Shut up, Riyo, and look pretty.”
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