Thank God for White Models

June 6th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Rising model Gemma Ward has jacked usurped granted her great white presence graced four covers of new international Vogue magazines (Issue #1 of Vogue China pictured above) in the last two years.

Fashion Week Daily reports:

“Gemma Ward’s magazine cover streak continues. In 2005, the Aussie racked up four Vogue covers, appearing on the inaugural cover of Vogue China; Australia Vogue’s teen spin-off, Vogue Girl, in May; French Vogue’s October cover; and the December issue of Vogue Australia shot by Patrick Demarchelier. Now photographer and model have reunited once again for the debut issue of Vogue India, which is expected to bow in September. Demarchelier confirmed Sunday night at a CFDA dinner hosted by Nadja Swarovski at Top of the Rock that he had just returned from India, where he shot the 19-year-old for the cover and well story. ‘It has an angelic twist,’ Demarchelier hinted. The title, to be based in Mumbai, will mark the 17th edition of Vogue worldwide.”

Oh boy!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU, Vogue, for allowing us to borrow one of your incredible pale-skinned models to give our new esteem buster magazine some legitimacy!

Truly, few models inspire the spirit of angelic India so much as Gemma Ward. Don’t they call her “The Punjab Aussie,” or something like that?


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