Speaking of Knives…

June 5th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


Some new, arguably substance-inspired photos of La Lohan and some cherub-faced member of her party posse surfaced yesterday to fuel the fire of her downward spiral frenzy. The photos are dangerous! Risqué!! …OH PHOOEY. They’re idiotic and annoying and… ZzzzZZzzZZzzzzz.

Today, however, the unidentified cherub face was named as none other than DISGRASIAN repeat offender Vanessa Minnillo.

Upon this discovery, Page Six took the opportunity to vomit up an entire Page o’Shame (I thought that was OUR job) very seriously demoting the poor veejay:

“June 5, 2007 — THE mystery brunette posing sexily with a knife at Lindsay Lohan’s throat in photos (posted by celeb photo agency x17) that ran in yesterday’s New York Post is Vanessa Minnillo, who might have a hard time getting a new job because of the risqué party pictures.

One of the photos from last summer shows Minnillo pulling down Lohan’s tank top. Another shows her with face upturned, eyes closed and lips parted, as if about to kiss the wild child, who is now 20 and in rehab…

…While friends of Minnillo insist it was she who decided not to renew the contract with ‘ET,’ insiders say her bosses at CBS Paramount soured on her when she covered the Grammys in February. Minnillo was not assigned to the Academy Awards in March.

When producers flew her to Los Angeles to cover the Grammys, ‘she was extremely high maintenance,’ said one source. “She insisted they fly her own hair and makeup people and her personal assistant out with her every time she flew to L.A. She only flew first class and stayed at the Four Seasons, and then she didn’t want to work.

‘Vanessa wants to be a celebrity, not interview them,’ said the source. ‘She wouldn’t conduct post-show interviews because she wanted to party. She expected to be paid a full-time salary for a part-time job.’”

Dayyyyum, Vaness (Can I call you “Vaness?”)! Did you urinate on Richard Johnson’s table at Masa or something? If you were a real star, this would be the sound of your little light going out.

Read the full piece here.

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