I have a couple of theories regarding why Perry Farrell’s new project, Satellite Party, sold a measley 8,000 copies of its debut record, Ultra Payloaded, despite the fact that every musician worth their tour bus –from Flea to Peter Hook to, er, Jim Morrison–seems to have made a cameo.
- The record is called Ultra Payloaded. Oh come on, Perry. You know better than that.
- Perry didn’t show up to any of the Guitar Hero events he was invited to. You don’t fuck with those dudes. They will wreck your shit.
- We’re all still addicted to Jane, I guess.
- The sassy, brassy Asian lady co-starring with Farrell on this musical venture is NOT Jen. What the hell, Perry… can’t pick up a phone? Where are your priorities??
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