Puo Puo Says

June 14th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

“Hello my little treasures! What wonderful timing. I’ve just made fresh scallion pancake, right off the skillet. Go ahead, try a piece. Do you think I used too much salt this time? Puo Puo’s cooking is not what it used to be, but my bing is still better than my best friend Shen A-yi’s bing, if I do say so myself.”

“Before my afternoon nap yesterday, I was catching up on my tabloids–after reading the Chinese newspaper first, of course–when I came across this interesting announcement.”

“Splendid news, if you ask Puo Puo. A-Le Guo-Le has always been my favorite. Oh how I wept when The Cowboy stole the election from Guo-Le back in, when was it exactly, little ones? No matter. Puo Puo supports Guo-Le’s stance on the environment, and enjoyed his film immensely, even if I don’t believe the former #2 president drags around his own luggage in airports. Things would become very exciting if Guo-Le joins the race, as exciting as my Thursday mah-jong game, which I am shamefully late for. Now if only Guo-Le could lose a chin or two by autumn.”

Puo Puo’s verdict:

“Time to gather my nickels for mah-jong. Wish Puo Puo luck–not that I need it!”

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