Here’s a snippet of the conversation that Diana and I had this morning:
Diana: Morning, Jen. I love your necklace! (sips latte) I may have had too much Nyquil last night–my brain feels like cotton. So, do you think we should put a moratorium on Paris talk like Us Weekly did?
Jen: Well, is that because People got the exclusive and they’re pissed? OMG. Who makes those flats?
Diana: Cute, right? I’m sure People or InTouch did get the scoop, but sometimes good deeds spring from selfish motivations, know what I’m sprayin’?
Jen: I know, I know. (downs fourth espresso) You make a really good point. So, what do we write about today?
Jen: How about…
Jen: This is kinda hard.
Diana: (checks watch) Okay. Our moratorium on Paris Hilton has just officially ended.
(Diana and Jen dump their mugs in the sink and race to their computers)
So here’s Paris Hilton looking 60 years-old on Larry King Live last night, where she told the old geezer that jail was a “very traumatic experience”:
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