VOICE INSIDE TILA’S HEAD: Girl, you’ve made it!
TILA TEQUILA: I know, riiiiight?
VOICE INSIDE TILA’S HEAD: Seriously, woman. You’re on the COVER of PENTHOUSE. It’s one of those things that every little girl dreams of… marrying a wealthy stock broker, having a beautiful house with a garden, and being on the cover of Penthouse.
TILA TEQUILA: You think you can see enough tit?
VOICE INSIDE TILA’S HEAD: Plenty of patriotic tit.
TILA TEQUILA: This is so great. You know, I am like, so owed mad propz for like fully empowering Azn bitches and little bitches, riiiiiight?
VOICE INSIDE TILA’S HEAD: You’re a pioneer, woman! You give the next generation the hope and inspiration they need to forge into uncharted territory…
TILA TEQUILA: … like fame and fortune…
VOICE INSIDE TILA’S HEAD: …like, you know, notoriety… infamy.
TILA TEQUILA: I’m a famous Azn bitch, yo! Fuckin’ yeah!
VOICE INSIDE TILA’S HEAD: Yep, that’s great. Totally. That’s really great.
TILA TEQUILA: People think this Azn bitch is hot, yo!
VOICE INSIDE TILA’S HEAD: Yeah, your new boobs are totally hot.
TILA TEQUILA: I should be given some kind of award or something!
VOICE INSIDE TILA’S HEAD: Like… a golden g-string?
TILA TEQUILA: Wow. I really respect myself. I really fuckin’ respect myself.
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.