QUENTIN TARANTINO: So fuckin’ yeah, arigato, toes-o!
DISEMBODIED LEG: Are you sure this is ok to do here?
QUENTIN TARANTINO: I could own this muthafuckin’ place in a muthafuckin’ heartbeat. I can suck all the female toe I want.
DISEMBODIED LEG: Do you want me to wash those first? I’ve been walking around in flip-flops all day.
QUENTIN TARANTINO: S’cool Misako. Your toes taste like cherry blossoms and green tea.
DISEMBODIED LEG: Uh, Mister Tarantino, my name is Courtney Rubenstein.
QUENTIN TARANTINO: OOOhhhh, Assata, baby girl, your big one is like a muthafuckin’ chocolate thumb.
DISEMBODIED LEG: Okay, this is getting weird.
QUENTIN TARANTINO: Soul sister! Don’t get square! This is boss! [nuzzles between toes #3 and #4) MMMmmmmmm MMMMMM! You smell like raw tuna, my little bitch.
DISEMBODIED LEG: I'm outta here.
QUENTIN TARANTINO: [in a panic, mouth latched on to pinkie toe] mmrfTaaaake the pirrccttture!!!!
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