Life in the Disgrasiab Lane

June 19th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Kimora’s new reality show–try not to gag–”Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane,” has an air date. Which means there is a God, and he is an asshole. Fab Lane will debut on August 5 at 8 PM ET/PT, on the Style Network.

And enjoy these pictures of our favorite Chinky Giraffe having a leisurely lunch with her boy toy Djimon over the weekend.
Kimora: Wh-at?!? Wh-at?!? What?!?

Djimon: I, uh, was just saying you look nice in red.

Kimora: Oh no you di’nt.

Djimon: Honey, can we just enjoy our foie gras and oysters? I mean, look around you…it’s a beautiful day.

Kimora: I can’t believe you are disrespecting me like that.

Djimon: I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Kimora: I don’t either. Have you been looking at other women again? Because I will tear those bitches up. I will beat them down if you so much as look at them sideways. Matter of fact, I’ll beat their asses sideways.

Djimon: Honey, there are no other women.

Kimora: First of all, you’re a liar. Secondly, I don’t care if there aren’t any other bitches. I will find some off the street right now and beat their asses in front of your scrawny ass while you’re finishing your brrrunch, just cuz I feel like it. And cuz I’m Kimora Lee, and I’m fabulous.

Djimon: You make no sense.

Kimora: And?


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