Kimora’s new reality show–try not to gag–”Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane,” has an air date. Which means there is a God, and he is an asshole. Fab Lane will debut on August 5 at 8 PM ET/PT, on the Style Network.
Djimon: I, uh, was just saying you look nice in red.
Kimora: Oh no you di’nt.
Djimon: Honey, can we just enjoy our foie gras and oysters? I mean, look around you…it’s a beautiful day.
Kimora: I can’t believe you are disrespecting me like that.
Djimon: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Kimora: I don’t either. Have you been looking at other women again? Because I will tear those bitches up. I will beat them down if you so much as look at them sideways. Matter of fact, I’ll beat their asses sideways.
Djimon: Honey, there are no other women.
Kimora: First of all, you’re a liar. Secondly, I don’t care if there aren’t any other bitches. I will find some off the street right now and beat their asses in front of your scrawny ass while you’re finishing your brrrunch, just cuz I feel like it. And cuz I’m Kimora Lee, and I’m fabulous.
Djimon: You make no sense.
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