Flying the Pervy Skies

June 8th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

“Wanna see our cooters? Please keep your seatbelt fastened and your ‘tray table’ in its full-upright position! Hee-hee!”

The Mainichi Daily News reported this week that semi-nude photos surfaced on a porn website of a Japan Airlines flight attendant. They have since been taken down and, no, I’m not going to give you the web address, perv.

The flight attendant, whom the papers are calling Miss A–weird and pervy in and of itself–claims that the photos were taken by a female friend:

“I know where they were taken and who took them,” she explains. “She was a person who I once trusted.”

Riiiiiight. Cuz Diana and I take nudie pics of each other all the time. It’s something we like to call “art.” We giggle through the entire photo sesh, too–with our hands over our mouths.

Jen: Don’t you dare put that on Flickr, hee hee!

Diana: I might! Hee hee!

(sounds of vomiting)

More pathetic was the dialog that appeared with the flight attendant’s racy photos, which was obviously written by a world-class cheesedick genius:

“My likes are simple: I really go for Asian chicks,” the writer smirks suggestively. “And I just love to nibble on those dumb Japanese women.”

The text continues: “Hey, jerkoffs, how’s it going? Let me introduce Miss A (here, the woman’s actual name appears). She’s employed by Japan Airlines, one of their in-flight whores. I’ve screwed her in Japan and in the States.

If you want to hump this bi**h, you have to follow some rules. First, lie to her. I told her I was working for Continental Airlines, and that two buddies of mine were pilots. Eventually I suckered her and her girlfriend to coming over to my place and the three of us had a wild orgy!”

(more sounds of vomiting)

Is castration still legal somewhere in the world?

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“Try to hump this bitch, and I’ll cut your dick off.”

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