DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK!
Pepsi unveiled a new soft drink this week, “Pepsi Ice Cucumber,” which will be sold exclusively in Japan and only this summer. Thank heavens. It is Hulk-green in color and looks disqueesting.
Oh, and the best part?
The AP reports that the soda “doesn’t actually have any cucumber in it, but has been artificially flavored to resemble ‘the refreshing taste of a fresh cucumber,’” said Aya Takemoto, spokeswoman of Japan’s Pepsi distributor, Suntory Ltd..
Yuck.
In a blind taste-test, we have chosen Pepsi…for DISGRASIAN of the Weak.
Filed under: I Know A Place Where You Can Stick that Ice Cucumber, Pepsi Will Never Be Better than Coke, Soda Companies Are Evil, Yuckers
