AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK!

June 4th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Name: Ichiro Suzuki, but we mere mortals can call him Ichiro

Age: 33

Occupation: Outfielder for the Seattle Mariners

Known for: A single appellation, the longest hitting streak (25 games) this season, most hits (262) in a season, maintaining the highest batting average ever (.350) by an AL rookie, spectacular leaps in the outfield robbing batters of hits, never taking ‘roids, and never, ever disgracing the game of baseball.

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Wannabe.

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Disgrasian Dictionary
Racial Dilettante –

A person who dabbles in the affect of another race or races (see Racial Drag), particularly when that race is “IN.”

Racial Drag –

Accoutrement and/or affect donned by one race to mimic another. Example: when a white girl wears chopsticks in her hair.

Lifestyle Asiaphile –

A person who fetishizes Asian dress, food, religion, and/or culture, often to the detriment of his/her own health and that of others. Example: Jeremy Piven.

FASHISM –

The oppressive, unassailable ideas handed down by the Fashion world.

Samurite –

White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.

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