AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK!
Name: Ichiro Suzuki, but we mere mortals can call him Ichiro
Age: 33
Occupation: Outfielder for the Seattle Mariners
Known for: A single appellation, the longest hitting streak (25 games) this season, most hits (262) in a season, maintaining the highest batting average ever (.350) by an AL rookie, spectacular leaps in the outfield robbing batters of hits, never taking ‘roids, and never, ever disgracing the game of baseball.
Filed under: Amazians, Ichiro Suzuki, Studs, Success Without Steroids