DIANA: Gee, Jen. I’m really in the mood for some bumping music.
JEN: You finna get down, yo?
DIANA: Sure enough.
JEN: Wzup! What you down to hear, cuz?
DIANA: I’m really feeling like representing today. Do you know of any Vietnamese rappers?
JEN: Well, there’s that guy Thai, the Vietnamese rapper from Portland. I think he has a couple of videos or something…
DIANA: Oh! Here’s a video for his track, “Roll Wit Uz.” [watches video]
JEN: Well, it’s not like I ever listened to him before.
DIANA: Dude, he’s a gangster.
DIANA: No, a lame gangster. Like he steals Acura signs and wears them as necklaces. He steals from Asian grandmas. He defaces the property of small businesses.
JEN: Oh shit, Asian grandmas!
DIANA: Dude, gangsterism is tired.
JEN: No kidding. Even Cube has moved on to family programming. He doesn’t want to fuck the police anymore.
DIANA: Well, he didn’t actually want to fuck the police.
JEN: It’s not about a salary, it’s all about reality.
DIANA: I hate Thai.
JEN: I hate Thai.
DIANA: I do have a Rain CD we could listen to on the way to lunch. Should I pop it in?
JEN: [Nods gleefully]
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