A Waste of a Perfectly Good Vest
I’m inclined to say that I’ve never seen anything like this before, but I have–although in that case ample amounts of E, coke, blue pills, and sugar cookies were involved.
I will not stoop so low as to criticize Ms. Ling’s erratic “dance” moves… in fact, I’ll even assume she just finished watching a mind-boggling episode of Planet Earth and was doing her best to mimic our feathered friends’ various mating displays. She’s an animal lover.
But one thing you do not–DO NOT–do, oh crazian, is squat down to freak a Little Person while 50 Cent’s voice chanting “Go Shorty, it’s your birthday” booms overhead. WHERE’S YOUR HEART, BAI? WHERE IS IT!?!????
Filed under: 50 Cent, Bai Ling, Bai Ling Is Endless Fodder, Heartless Bitches, Little People, Planet Earth, So You Think You Can Dance?
