You arrived at the Costume Institute Ball with Zac Poseur. His shit is tired and his heyday is over, girl! READ, DAMMIT! ASK YOUR PUBLICIST!
STRIKE TWO: Poiret, Shmoiret. Lose the headband, get a tan.
STRIKE THREE: It’s royal purple and has a train worthy of a mermaid in a fourth grade play. Hideo-so.
You know what’s next. Get your ass to the dugout.
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