Yau the Man

May 11th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

I was worried for my man Yau last night on Survivor. After winning the reward challenge (by inexplicably being the best at axe-hurling), Yau gave his reward–a monster F-350 truck–to cheerleading coach Dreamz, the only person on the island without a car.

Dreamz: Wowee Yau-ee! I’ve been whining about needing a car for days.
Yau: My pleasure. He he.

In the process, Yau Man cut a deal with Dreamz that could almost guarantee Yau would make it to the final three. Provided he got to the final four first.

Then, Yau sent HIMSELF to Exile Island, an act without precedent on the show. Instead of bitching and moaning about it, he was a man on a mission, deciphering the last clue to the second immunity idol’s whereabouts.

“Wait a second. Did I just get screwed? All this thinking hurts my head.”

Meanwhile, back at camp, Dreamz realized that he wouldn’t have to hold up his end of the deal if he got everyone to vote Yau off this week. Cassandra, Stacy and Boo, whose bod suddenly got hot…

“I may be hot, but I’m still stupid.”

…went in on the plan together. But they pretended that they were voting off Stacy.

Yet Yau outplayed them once again. Not only did he figure out where the second immunity idol was and let Earl find it, he played his own at tribal council, after getting “bad vibes” at camp.

Stacy had the second-highest number of votes, so she was audi 5000.

“That’s cool, cuz now I, like, can go find what’s living in my unbrushed hair.”

Lesson learned? Don’t fuck with Yau. He’s smarter than all of you.


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