When I heard that both 50 Cent and Masi Oka of Heroes were on TRL yesterday, I got very excited. Sadly, they did not occupy the stage at the same time.
But what if they had?
Masi: Hey, Fitty. How’s it going? I’m a huge fan. I also love your vitamin water.
50: That’s cool. I’m a fan of the show. That schizo chick’s bangin’.
Masi: Ali? Yeah, she’s pretty hot.
50: You sound different in real life.
Masi: Yeah, well, I’m playing a character, and I thought–
50: I mean, you sound a lot better. Why do you speak in that bitch voice on the show?
Masi: Hiro’s from Japan, and he’s just learning English.
Masi: So I’d thought I’ve give him a distinct elocution, you know, how people would expect a Japanese guy to talk.
50: Yeah, I feel you. But why?
Masi: (getting nervous) I, uh, wanted my character to have an arc, as they say in the business, so I just thought–
50: Man, you gotta stop that nonsense. You’ve got a big sword, know what I’m saying? You gotta use it. Shortys don’t get off on that other shit.
Masi: (voice-cracking) They don’t? I mean, okay, whatever you say.
50: Let’s blow this place and go party like it’s your birthday.
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