When Worlds Collide

May 1st, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen
Hiro Nakamura meeting his less DISGRASIAN future self, on Heroes

Future Hiro: You.

Hiro: Meeeeeeeeeeeee?

Future Hiro: Dude. Why are you talking like a castrato? You can bend time.

Hiro: Why you talking so low like gravel maker? Heeheeeheeeheeeheee.

Future Hiro: Lose the accent and stop giggling like a little girl losing a tickle fight. Have you seen your bitchin’ weapon?

Hiro: Yeeeeeeeessss! It is suh-, swuh-

Future Hiro: Sword? Dude, I can’t believe how lame I was. This is embarrassing.

Hiro: It so sharp. I afraiiiiiid.

Future Hiro: Hiro, it’s time to sack up. And I mean that literally. Are you sure Sylar didn’t cut off your nutsack?

Hiro: Nut. Sack. What is nutuh sackuh?

Future Hiro: Christ.

(Future Hiro reaches over to his past self and confirms that, despite appearances, Hiro’s nutsack is still intact)

Hiro: Ooooowwwwwwwwwwwee Zoweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Arghhhhhhhhhh!

Future Hiro: Yep. Still there. Not sure how.

Hiro: EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Why you do that to me? You bad man. I don’t like. I going to cry. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

Future Hiro: Hiro, the fate of the world rests on that nutsack, you feel me? Save the nutsack, save the world.

Hiro: Save nutsack, save world. (whimpering) Nutsack hurt–will you kiss boo-boo?

Future Hiro: Hell no. Goddamn, I disgust myself.

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